Are we done with the gay Opshop song that seems to be played by some bugger every five minutes? Absence might make the heart grow fonder but not when we have to listen to some tosser croon about it every waking moment.
I’m all for a good song getting all the airtime but enough’s enough. Let’s be honest; it’s a good song, but it’s not a great song and now it’s just a downright annoying song. It probably wouldn’t be if it was just lame radio stations playing it every hour but NZ Post lay it on nice and thick in their TV ads too so there’s no escaping it. The Opshop boys should take a break from blowing each other and take a good long look at what over exposure has done to James Blunt, no one likes that poof either.
Speaking of sneaky bastards, those deviants at McDonalds are at it again. Their latest marketing campaign is good, infact it’s very good but you have to get up pretty early to catch out old ClubDes because I sleep with all three eyes open and the safeties off.
Their latest ads have people eating their same old crappy food in places in restaurants that don’t actually look like McDonald restaurants which are depressing places at the best of times. Incidentally does every McDees smell of saturated fat and children’s wee, or is that just the local one in JTown? So now they’re trying to subliminally trick you into thinking that by not eating shit in a place that doesn’t look like shit you’ll be okay eating shit. What a load of shit.
I actually ate McDonalds the other day but only because I was gagging for some shitty food. Needless to say it fulfilled all the requirements. I didn’t enjoy it mind you, infact I made all the same noises whilst I ate that I did when watching “2 girls 1 cup” for the first time, just so they knew I wasn’t enjoying it. And I ate one handed because I had my fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy the whole time.
I don’t condone Maccas in anyway, they are the makers of their own destiny, but it’s interesting to see the bad press they get when you consider a pack of two minute noodles – the staple of many a households pantry, including ours – has more saturated fat in it than a pack of fries from the golden tits. Yet no one is putting shit through the letterbox of Maggi as a result are they?
On a lighter note, the laughs never stop in Germany do they aye? A couple of years ago it was mutual cannibalism, now its keeping your daughter in the secret basement for twenty years whilst having seven kids by her. Not to be outdone, some fraulein kept the bodies of her three dead babies in her freezer for two decades. Her oldest son came across them whilst looking for frozen pizza! Bet you he wishes now that he’d gone to the local McDees.
What is it with Ze Germans aye? I’ll tell you something about Neo-Nazis I’ve only just learned after reading the ‘Ross Kemp on Gangs’ book on the TV series of the same name, is that they dig the numbers 1 and 8 because if you number the letters of the alphabet, then they correspond to the letters A and H. Which stands for Adolf Hitler, who you might have heard of?
This is great news for me really considering that I spend half my time walking around with a massive 18 plastered across the back of most of my football jerseys! I won’t be wearing my Spurs shirt to my next hate rally that’s for sure.
Incidentally, a little known fact about Ross Kemp is that he dare no utter the words ‘Ross Kemp’ because the universe might collapse in on itself. He is that hard.
Josef Fritzl, The sicko who kept his daughter locked away for twenty years was Austrian and technically not German, but then hey, neither was Hitler. In a bizarre twist, not that this story could be any more bizarre than what it already is, but Fritzl reckons it was his Nazi upbringing that caused him to do these things and he plans to plead insanity as his defence. I for one am not buying it and I don’t think the Austrian government will either. They’re only just getting over the bad press that one native son bought them 60 years ago, they won’t let Fritzl do the same.
Now I’m a big fan of an eye for an eye when it comes to nutjobs like Fritzl. He has quite simply ruined his daughter’s life and quite possibly the freak shows that are her children. The authorities have had to build a replica basement for her in the hospital because she can’t handle the open spaces; she hasn’t seen daylight in 20 years and all this before we’ve even gotten to the sexual abuse side of things! I reckon there’s only one punishment that fits the crime – lock the 73 year old bastard in a cell of similar proportions and give him regular conjugal visits from other inmates who like to give, rather than receive.
But something tells me he’d probably get off on that too.
I’m all for a good song getting all the airtime but enough’s enough. Let’s be honest; it’s a good song, but it’s not a great song and now it’s just a downright annoying song. It probably wouldn’t be if it was just lame radio stations playing it every hour but NZ Post lay it on nice and thick in their TV ads too so there’s no escaping it. The Opshop boys should take a break from blowing each other and take a good long look at what over exposure has done to James Blunt, no one likes that poof either.
Speaking of sneaky bastards, those deviants at McDonalds are at it again. Their latest marketing campaign is good, infact it’s very good but you have to get up pretty early to catch out old ClubDes because I sleep with all three eyes open and the safeties off.
Their latest ads have people eating their same old crappy food in places in restaurants that don’t actually look like McDonald restaurants which are depressing places at the best of times. Incidentally does every McDees smell of saturated fat and children’s wee, or is that just the local one in JTown? So now they’re trying to subliminally trick you into thinking that by not eating shit in a place that doesn’t look like shit you’ll be okay eating shit. What a load of shit.
I actually ate McDonalds the other day but only because I was gagging for some shitty food. Needless to say it fulfilled all the requirements. I didn’t enjoy it mind you, infact I made all the same noises whilst I ate that I did when watching “2 girls 1 cup” for the first time, just so they knew I wasn’t enjoying it. And I ate one handed because I had my fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy the whole time.
I don’t condone Maccas in anyway, they are the makers of their own destiny, but it’s interesting to see the bad press they get when you consider a pack of two minute noodles – the staple of many a households pantry, including ours – has more saturated fat in it than a pack of fries from the golden tits. Yet no one is putting shit through the letterbox of Maggi as a result are they?
On a lighter note, the laughs never stop in Germany do they aye? A couple of years ago it was mutual cannibalism, now its keeping your daughter in the secret basement for twenty years whilst having seven kids by her. Not to be outdone, some fraulein kept the bodies of her three dead babies in her freezer for two decades. Her oldest son came across them whilst looking for frozen pizza! Bet you he wishes now that he’d gone to the local McDees.
What is it with Ze Germans aye? I’ll tell you something about Neo-Nazis I’ve only just learned after reading the ‘Ross Kemp on Gangs’ book on the TV series of the same name, is that they dig the numbers 1 and 8 because if you number the letters of the alphabet, then they correspond to the letters A and H. Which stands for Adolf Hitler, who you might have heard of?
This is great news for me really considering that I spend half my time walking around with a massive 18 plastered across the back of most of my football jerseys! I won’t be wearing my Spurs shirt to my next hate rally that’s for sure.
Incidentally, a little known fact about Ross Kemp is that he dare no utter the words ‘Ross Kemp’ because the universe might collapse in on itself. He is that hard.
Josef Fritzl, The sicko who kept his daughter locked away for twenty years was Austrian and technically not German, but then hey, neither was Hitler. In a bizarre twist, not that this story could be any more bizarre than what it already is, but Fritzl reckons it was his Nazi upbringing that caused him to do these things and he plans to plead insanity as his defence. I for one am not buying it and I don’t think the Austrian government will either. They’re only just getting over the bad press that one native son bought them 60 years ago, they won’t let Fritzl do the same.
Now I’m a big fan of an eye for an eye when it comes to nutjobs like Fritzl. He has quite simply ruined his daughter’s life and quite possibly the freak shows that are her children. The authorities have had to build a replica basement for her in the hospital because she can’t handle the open spaces; she hasn’t seen daylight in 20 years and all this before we’ve even gotten to the sexual abuse side of things! I reckon there’s only one punishment that fits the crime – lock the 73 year old bastard in a cell of similar proportions and give him regular conjugal visits from other inmates who like to give, rather than receive.
But something tells me he’d probably get off on that too.
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