One of the many benefits (and by far the coolest) of working where I work, is that you are often surrounded by shit that others never, ever get to see up close.
Like being buzzed by an Army Iroquois all day today, as it drops off and then picks up again, armed to the teeth AOS squads. Oh aand these guys were packing too, all locked, loaded and the mother fucken safeties off.
Well they were probably on to be fair, but hey, let’s not worry about the finer details.
Needless to say for us Vietnam Vets it was one long wet day dream, especially with a scene from The Matrix outside your window every 15 minutes. But not everyone was enjoying the action...
From: Noshow
To: DG Macca
Subject: I am so turned on...
You're missing all the chopper action over here DG Macca and I'm not talking about us hitting the communal showers again either...
From: DG Macca
To: Noshow
Subject: Re: I’m not...
I'm not interested in associating myself with that bunch of amateurs!
I was disgusted at the e-mail that came out notifying us that they would not be flying yesterday due to the fact that there was a little bit of moisture about.
The shit would have really hit the fan if we had tried that nancy crap on back in Nam....
"Sorry LT, we can't go in to serve Charlie his daily dose as it appears that it's a little damp out today".
Man, we would have been on latrine duty for the rest of our lives.
See? We really do have better work stories.
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