Spammers Can't Add.

We all know that the web is no longer a safe place.

Gone are the days when a fella could pretend to be 15 year old boy in a teen chat room just so I, rather he, could get a few kinky undie pics from the 30 year old gay guy pretending to be a 13 year old girl at the other end.

No, people frown on that kind of stuff these days. Spam is a big problem too and the battle to stop our inboxes filling with offers of a 10 inch cock balm is a never ending one.

I clicked on one of those once - who hasn’t aye? -but luckily it was my flatmates work PC. It wasn’t a major though, I had masturbated my way through filling it’s hard drive with porn by that stage so nobody in her ICT department would’ve noticed the extra virus I reckon.

One way websites do this is by getting you till fill in one of those ‘Captcha’ fields where you have to copy words or letters written by a deaf, dumb blind kid with no arms. Or legs. The theory is that because that can’t be done automatically it stops spam.

But today I came across a marked step up in the war against spam, the maths test!


It's like putting your keys in the shoes whilst at the beach, no one can get round that kind of thinking because it's pure genius. We all know spammers can't add so that’ll learn 'em...