Does He Really?

Now I knew Stuff.co.nz was starting to scrap the barrel for hits when they started using pictures of our scantily clad Commonwealth Games athletes as an enticement - a fully clothed archer just doesn’t compare to two twins in togs it would seem – but this is just ridiculous:

So what if he uses the rhythm method as a form of contraception? I would have thought it was a little unnecessary as he likes to pack the fudge, but hey, each to his own I suppose. Which reminds me of a joke:

Q. How do you spot the retired porn star working at the local servo?

A. He pulls the pump out before it’s finished and sprays it all across the boot.

Thank you, I’m here pretty much all the time.