Brett McGregor. He won NZ Masterchef last year, despite being in the bottom two elimination three times, which in itself makes a mockery of the competition format I reckon. If you’re in the bottom that many times then you are, by default, crap and should be kicked out forthwith.
It was the same in the Aussie version; one guy was in the bottom two almost every week yet, somehow, he managed to pull something special out of his own bottom when it was just him and some other equally useless contestant.
Eventually he did get the arch which was just as well because that guy was a crier and turned on the tears on almost every occasion. Brett didn’t cry admittedly, he did something far worse; he won.
Now he appears in Countdown ‘Shop Smarter NZ’ TV ads and brochures. And that’s it. No restaurant, no career, just a guy chopping chicken breast in his Masterchef apron as if he somehow deserves to keep wearing the damn thing.
He’s a school principal apparently, or holding out to be one. Nope, he didn’t give up the day job, he doesn’t live the dream and he doesn’t seem to give a shit about the fact that in winning a comp he didn’t really seem to care about, he shot down the dreams of someone who did. What a guy.
I think Flight of the Conchords said it best:
Murray: I'm so angry, I feel like swearing.
Bret: Oh, Murray, you wouldn't swear at us.
Murray: Go Fuck yourself, Bret!
Yeah. Go fuck yourself Brett.
With you on this one. He's just so nondescript, annoying and sexless.
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