The In Joke Continues...

Speaking of which, this weekend I watched both Batman Begins and The Dark Knight again. That’s six hours of solid wood and it made me think how many of the ‘Best Film’ winners of the last 10 years could do that to a strapping young man like myself?

It doesn't make for pretty reading. The in joke that is acting and award giving continues alright...

2012: The Artist – No pulse, no will to live, no wood.

2011: The Kings Speech – The film you’d watch if distinctly not wanting to crack one.

2010: The Hurt Locker – A war movie yes, but no wood.

2009: Slumdog Millionaire – Curry, curry and more curry. No chubby.

2008: No Country for Old Men – Yes. Javier Bardem alone would do this, but not in a gay way.

2007: The Departed – Fuck yes. Two and a half hours of bursting blue veinage.

2006: Crash – Yes.

2005: Million Dollar Bay – Butch chicks boxing. Hmmmm. Tough call. Clint Eastwood though so yes.

2004: Lord of the Rings – Only if you’re into dwarves.

2003: Chicago – Watching this will give you a vagina. Fact.

The Departed: Full of wood.