Ready for a Sponge Bath?

We’re taking a break here at ClubDes for the next few weeks due to unforeseen circumstances on the health front. Unfortunately the Architect didn’t bless this particular Matrix program with an All Black physique so I am in need of some running repairs to this life support system for a massive penis that others refer to as a body. And to think you wondered where I put all that food I eat aye?

Anyhoo, as the always accurate reflection of real life - the porno - would tell us, I will be spending the next few days with nurses that look like this



So it won’t be all bad. I’m not sure if they have internet at Chateaus Capital Coast Health but if they do I’ll probably be using it for porn, but I may get a posting in here and there because you never know, sharing a beige coloured room with five other men that cough, fart, snore and dribble their hours away may provide some inspiration. Then again it may not.

And no Bruiser, I am not going in for a sex change. You wish big boy, you wish.