Now I don't usually get excited about much.
Even the other night, when an attractive young thing appeared at my door trying to sell me movie tickets and it dawned on me that I had seen porno's that had started like that, I didn't get excited.
Because too much excitement ultimately leads to dissapointment when shit doesn't get half as exciting as you thought it was going to be. However if you treat everything with pessimissim then you will always be excited when shit isn't half as bad as you thought it was going to be. See, easy isn't it?
One thing that I have come to get quite turned on about though is Roller Derby and if you can you should get yourself down to the TSB Bank Arena tomorrow night around 7pm.
Trust me, it'll be the best $15 you spend that night and you won't even have to get shitfaced like you usually do on a Saturday to get over the fact that the night out isn't half as exciting as you thought it would be.
But enough about you. Roller Derby is more fun than a strap on and unless you're there tomorrow night you'll just have to take my word on that.
Even the other night, when an attractive young thing appeared at my door trying to sell me movie tickets and it dawned on me that I had seen porno's that had started like that, I didn't get excited.
Because too much excitement ultimately leads to dissapointment when shit doesn't get half as exciting as you thought it was going to be. However if you treat everything with pessimissim then you will always be excited when shit isn't half as bad as you thought it was going to be. See, easy isn't it?
One thing that I have come to get quite turned on about though is Roller Derby and if you can you should get yourself down to the TSB Bank Arena tomorrow night around 7pm.
Trust me, it'll be the best $15 you spend that night and you won't even have to get shitfaced like you usually do on a Saturday to get over the fact that the night out isn't half as exciting as you thought it would be.
But enough about you. Roller Derby is more fun than a strap on and unless you're there tomorrow night you'll just have to take my word on that.
Goldie Scorn; she can shoulder barge me into the suicide seats anytime..
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