More Sensing Bullshit?!

Let’s be careful out there folks, because yet another series of Sensing Bullshit has hit our small screens.

Kelvin Quickwank and his mutton-dressed-as-lamb colleague will spend the next few weeks making grandiose generalisations and case breaking observations that must have escaped experienced Police detectives, like that the room in the old, empty house is oh so cold in the middle of winter, or that when they walked buy the tree by the river at moved, as if it was trying to tell them something...

And like all the other times they showed this rubbish they will at the end of it, have contributed absolutely nothing to the solving of cold cases that they spent so long researching in the hope that it would appear miraculous that they know what they know about it.

The fans of Quickwank and the show will, of course, lap this shit up and start emailing editors and calling talk shows as if the solving of the case depends on it. Everyone else will avoid it like the plague and do something meaningful with their time.

Like have a Cruickshank.