Even the Cover Is Depressing

Christ on the cross, almost without warning a new David Gray album has hit the shelves and will soon be blaring out at you from poncey coffee shops everywhere. Why weren't we told this was coming?! You can't just let depressing shit like this hit the streets without alerting the massess.

If you've never heard David Gray then congratulations. If you feel you must then go to the nearest tall tower, hop in the lift and ride it all the way to the top. The music that they'll play in there is only mildly less suicide enducing that Gray's. In fact The Samaritans have his entire back catalogue playing as their hold music in the hope that it will push a percentage of their callers over the edge and free up some phone lines for those that can be saved.

Now if you can't find just such a building then fear not. Simply head home and stick your dick in the blender; the pain you feel will be mildly less than if you were listening to a David Gray album.

And hey, lets be careful out there aye?