Some guy died the other day whilst attempting a drunken plank on the balcony of his high rise in Aussie. Despite it being quite the tragic event it has had a predictable flow on effect; now every ones doing it because there’s nothing quite like the chance of accidental death to make something lame seem that much more edgy.
Now it occurs to me that ‘planking’ is only a few letters away from ‘wanking’ which is something we did a lot of when we were kids and although no one took photos and posted them on the interweb, I know we had a lot more fun.
But the similarities don’t end there, oh no. If you’re a planker, then you have uncanny resemblance to being a wanker, which is the last thing any of us wanted to look like back in the day just in case someone cottoned on to the fact that we actually were.
So there you have it then, myth confirmed; wanking is ultimate more satisfying than planking.
One for the plankers...
...and one for the wankers.
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