I made love to Michael Jordan who despite his superior height advantage was very gentle. He wore your Petone rugby jersey and I that singlet Tong got you that time because it just seemed right. Afterwards we listened to Vitalogy, ate several bags of Big Uns and watched Robbie Keane’s 100 Best Goals & 350 Easy Misses. At some point Dave Grohl dropped by with a 8 inch double ended dildo and then shit really did start getting freaky deaky...
The things I do for birthdays round here aye?
Dave and I only moments before things really kicked off..
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