I made slow rhythmic love to Michael Schumacher whilst we listened to For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. He wore a Manly Sea Eagles jersey and I your favorite Ford tee-shirt. Before that we had role played as David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen and fought like it was 1985, before having ze make up zex. Later that evening, under the stars, we spooned bare back on Michael's Ferrari shaped day bed whilst snacking on Kingston biscuits. He read to me from Stephen Hawking’s ‘A Brief History of Time’ whilst I pointed out Uranus.
I can’t wait till next year to do it all again…
Michael Lee Roth, of Manly.
Even I wouldn't touch Michael Schumacher.....I like my men real :-)
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