Perfectly Normal In My Opinion

From: DG Macca

Sent: Friday, 12 August 2011 12:41

To: Club Des

Subject: Perfectly normal in my opinion



http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/5434945/Man-sacked-for-washing-himself-with-own-urine



What's wrong with the world? Bloody reporters putting a spin on perfectly acceptable behavior.



From: ClubDes

Sent: Friday, 12 August 2011 12:43

To: DG Macca

Subject: RE: Perfectly normal in my opinion



Have they what. They should try three consecutive tours of Vietnam. We bathed in each others urine just to confuse the hell out of Charlie. Worked too, all that time and we never saw him once. Did offload an awful amount of ordinance in his general direction though…



From: DG Macca

Sent: Friday, 12 August 2011 12:37

To: ClubDes

Subject: Again…Perfectly normal.



http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/blogs/aunt-and-uncle-agony/5432754/Hubby-has-photos-of-another-naked-man



Is it normal for a man to have naked pictures of himself aroused on his cellphone and his laptop as well as a picture of another naked man??? I found a few of him in this state 4 years ago and he told me it was normal and I was being stupid even though I clearly told him I was really upset by it.



Now I have found a whole heap more, as well as a picture of this other naked man. Am I really just being a bitch or should I feel a bit off?



The dates of these have been taken at different times while I have been at work. The worse thing was I came upon the discovery this time as my 2 year old was playing with my husband's phone and the photos were found this way which made me look on the laptop.



I don't know what to do as he is going to throw it back on me and what if our kids wake up and find him like this while I am at work.



Regards

Confused



From: ClubDes

Sent: Friday, 12 August 2011 12:41

To: DG Macca

Cc: Almo

Subject: RE: Again…Perfectly normal.



Well if that makes a man abnormal then they better make room for you and I in the funny farm then cause we’ve got loads!



Of each other mostly but I kept the ones Almo sent me. I’m not usually into ‘small’ men but I could see he’d gone to a lot of trouble with the lighting and the courtesy trim. The nipple tassels looked new too.



From: Almo

Sent: Friday, 12 August 2011 13:24

To: ClubDes; DG Macca

Subject: RE: Again…Perfectly normal.



Honestly, I can’t believe they posted this article about my girlfriend and I. The only thing that makes me rest assured is that they’ve altered the story to make out that we’re married, so as to protect our identities…. apart from that I’m pretty pissed off.



On a side note, it’s not gay to put a wig on an aroused, naked man and pretend he’s a woman. How can that be gay? You’re pretending he’s a woman!



From: ClubDes

Sent: Friday, 12 August 2011 13:29

To: Almo, DG Macca

Subject: RE: Again…Perfectly normal.



Exactly. I did the same thing to DG Macca at your Mums place that time, spooned him whilst he slept and called him Susan.



So not gay.