Big Gay Ray Junior Arrives

Once our resident hard core gamer and now purveyor of the Legnum chop shop out the back, Big Gay Ray continues to live a lie and has gone and had himself another baby, a boy this time, brother to Paige and one step closer to being able to start up his own motorcycle gang, tentatively titled The Sons of Dad. I think it has a catchy ring to it, personally.

Oh and he’s only gone and named him after my own son. Coincidence? I think not. Clearly the man worships me. As I’ve already gone on record as saying, sadly I won’t be returning the favour; ‘Big' or ‘Gay’ probably won’t feature in the names of any kids we have in the future...

Mother and son are doing very well by all accounts which is great news and Rayway is up to Level 12 in Battlefield Bad Company 2, thanks to all the peace and quiet he’s getting at home. Mind you he needs the head start because as Nat gets her hands on that console its game over, literally.

So congratulations again to the BigGay clan. Elton John couldn’t manage the double life but then he did sing a song about ‘a little bit of a funny feeling inside’ didn’t he? He should’ve taken a sequin off Ray’s banana hammock and just helped out on the weekends when they’re busy.

But seriously, if there's one thing we love round these parts it's proof that yet another one of the massive hasn't had his plums fried by the usual cellphone / iPod / car alarm combo we all carry in our pockets.

And as always, we’re up for babysitting, just as soon as the protection order is lifted.

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