So Clayton ‘GinjaBalls’ Weatherston has had his day in court and put on a display that was spectacular in its naivety.
He could have taken a leaf out of David Bain’s book and played the deaf dumb mute (not that would have gotten him off the most one sided case since ever), but instead the guy though he was on ‘This Is Your Life’ and decided to try and convince the world of his superior intellect. He failed miserably and quickly became the most hated man in NZ, quite some feat because there sure are a lot of wankers around who could easily lay claim to that title.
I wonder if Weatherston will laugh at the size of anyone’s penis in the prison showers like he did when giving evidence in court. I wonder if he will argue for arguments sake just who is making who the bitch after he has and if he thinks that he’s been on the wrong side of a tumultuous relationship he can look forward to all the equality that comes with being some heavily tattooed gang members hand maiden.
Weatherston is the kind of guy who you just know likes to masturbate in front of a mirror so he can watch himself. He’s likely to start an argument even when alone in a room and you just know the chaps in the lock up are just rubbing their hands in glee at the prospect of sharing prison space with New Zealand’s biggest douche bag.
Weatherston will be remembered for his performance in court that’s for sure, but even that does him too much justice. The guy was a 30 something average nobody who rooted his young students in order to make himself feel superior. His intellect might have won him a few arguments over just who was the best Star Trek Captain but when it mattered, in a court of law, he found out just how inconsequential he and his ginja pubes were.
It’s like my dear old Gran always used to say Clayton; Smarty gave a party and nobody came.
Enjoy prison life, you prick.
He could have taken a leaf out of David Bain’s book and played the deaf dumb mute (not that would have gotten him off the most one sided case since ever), but instead the guy though he was on ‘This Is Your Life’ and decided to try and convince the world of his superior intellect. He failed miserably and quickly became the most hated man in NZ, quite some feat because there sure are a lot of wankers around who could easily lay claim to that title.
I wonder if Weatherston will laugh at the size of anyone’s penis in the prison showers like he did when giving evidence in court. I wonder if he will argue for arguments sake just who is making who the bitch after he has and if he thinks that he’s been on the wrong side of a tumultuous relationship he can look forward to all the equality that comes with being some heavily tattooed gang members hand maiden.
Weatherston is the kind of guy who you just know likes to masturbate in front of a mirror so he can watch himself. He’s likely to start an argument even when alone in a room and you just know the chaps in the lock up are just rubbing their hands in glee at the prospect of sharing prison space with New Zealand’s biggest douche bag.
Weatherston will be remembered for his performance in court that’s for sure, but even that does him too much justice. The guy was a 30 something average nobody who rooted his young students in order to make himself feel superior. His intellect might have won him a few arguments over just who was the best Star Trek Captain but when it mattered, in a court of law, he found out just how inconsequential he and his ginja pubes were.
It’s like my dear old Gran always used to say Clayton; Smarty gave a party and nobody came.
Enjoy prison life, you prick.
Never trust a man with a ginja mullet
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