Did you see the two guys who launched NZs first rocket screaming their tits off the other night? It was pure, unadulterated geek joy, the likes of which we haven’t seen since the advent of the Internet.
Do you ever get sick of the Internet? Have you ever reached the point where it seems like you’ve looked at everything worth looking at? Sure there’s always porn but even that can get a bit predictable. But still, if they took all the porn off the Net I reckon there would only be two sites left, one called ‘Hey, What Happened to the Porn’ and the other ‘Bring Back the Porn’.
There’s always Google. Man you can type anything into that sucker and you’re guaranteed that somewhere, somehow someone has a page about it. I’ve gone off it a bit though; the other day I searched for a photo of farm equipment and it showed me twenty thousand pictures of horse dicks.
Thankfully I’ve stumbled across these sites, which are brilliant.
everything.com
A website where instead of having to look all over the Internet for what you want, it’s all in the one place. This site will effectively end the need for search engines so I can’t actually tell you where it is otherwise Google representatives will kill me in my sleep.
whereaboutsami.com
This is a website where users can write the name of the city and street they are on and it tells them where they are.
whatkindofcoughisthat.com
A website that contains sound files of different coughs. Each cough has a description to allow the user to sound match and determine the kind of cough they have before going to the chemist and buying either dry or wet cough medicine.
yourloungeroom.com
Users of this website can take a photo of their lounge room and upload it to the site. Then it tells them what furniture does not look good.
deceasedlovedones.com
This is a website where you pay a fee to join and are given your own web page with an empty blog. In the event of your death, you can use the page to write a message to your loved ones. Similar setup to prepaid funerals. Your loved ones can either log on and check whether you have left a message for them or can opt to receive an email notifying them when you leave a message.
howdoigettowhereiam.com
This site contains a link to the page you’re currently on.
whichonetowear.com
Users of this website can take photos of themselves wearing every combination of every article of clothing they own then upload the images to a user database. Every day, instead of trying on clothing, you can choose an outfit by simply viewing their choices online.
armbook.com
Similar to Facebook but people upload photos of their arms.
uploadyourscreen.com
A website where you can take a screenshot of your computer screen and upload it so that when you are looking at porn and the boss walks past you can type in the link and go to it instead.
amihavingaheartattack.com
A website for people having a heart attack.
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