Friday, May 21, 2010

Dear Capt. Mark Bennett...

...you nearly had me just then. Right up till the bit about survivng two suicide bombs.

Till then I was prepared to overlook the broken English that one would associate with a Private, not a man of your rank and the small matter of you listing almost the entire plot of the movie 'Three Kings'.

But if you can't even blow yourself up right what chance have I of ever seeing my share of the money?

I would have smuggled that money in a cavity for you too, dammit.

I am Capt. Mark Bennett of the US Army base in Iraq for peace keeping I found your contact detail in an address journal am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $5,000,000 to you as long as I am assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here in Iraq. This is not stolen money and there are no dangers involved.

SOURCE OF MONEY: some money in various currencies was discovered concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition’s at a location near one of Saddam's old palaces during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us, this was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hell hole.

The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a German contact working here and his office enjoys some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to an Asian American who died in an air raid, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family. I have survived 2 suicide bombs by the special grace of God.

Get back to me in my person email: markbennett61@live.com.

Capt Mark Bennett

1 comment:

  1. I got this same email, haha...Sure cpt. Mark I have no problem holding on too your 5 million dollars until you return.. Although i may disappear for a while, you can be assured that the money will be safe with me...Dn't worry none my last name isn't madoff..lol

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