Quite possibly the only person not totally sick of the whole Lara Bingle / Michael Clarke shit fest is the guy who spent 54 days rowing the Tasman. But he soon will be when, like so many of us, he finds that the only Google image he’s going to find is a heavily pixellated one of little, or no, masturbatory value.
What a let down.
Apparently Bingle wants a million bucks to tell her story. What farken story? The one about a silly young girl who hooks up with a married man and then takes the moral high ground when he circulates a pic of her in the shower?
I’m betting Bingle doesn’t actually want to sell that story but her agent, who would get a sizeable percentage of whatever she gets for it, does. Funny that.
Anyhoo. Someone will eventually give her the money because this is a story that just needs to be told. I just hope that when they do they demand we get more pics.
With less pixels.
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