Monday, July 4, 2011

More Of The Penguin Please.

Fuck I’m over Paul Henry aye.

Is there a more annoying, less interesting and completely unfunny person the moment? Even ‘Happy Feet’ the penguin is imminently more interesting at this point in time although one thing bothers me about that too; why did they call him ‘Happy Feet’ because that’s the name of movie, not a character in it? Go figure.

When the whole Henry getting the sack thing went down it was big news. It shouldn’t have been, but in this country where the media companies love to turn on each other when there’s a monumental fuck up by one i.e. Tony Wifebeater Veitch, it was. That much I could understand but the story just hasn’t gone away despite getting real boring, real quick.

I’ve had urinary tract problems that have been more interesting and amusing, than Paul Henry. Except maybe the one time it burned; there wasn’t a lot of humor in that.

Now he’s got a book out, has been on 60 Minutes in a ‘tell all’ interview and is on the radio and probably back on a salary that you and I can only dream of. Yeah, he’s been doing it tough all right. Mr Vintage even does a ‘lady with a mustache’ tee shirt. Clearly they’re pro Henry otherwise they would have one that had a picture of him with the word ‘dikshit’ above it. I’d buy that one.

Anyhoo, can we please be done already? Let’s see more of the fucken penguin or something. Anything.

That is a dick on a tee shirt.

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