Living The Dream (Again)

One of the many perks of working where I do is that I get to see the kind of things everyday that you wouldn't unless you a) decided to go all David Bain on your workmates or b) whacked yourself up a meth lab in the garage.

It is the stuff of a boys wet dream but sometimes I can get a little get carried away with living in it...

From: Brian
Sent: Wednesday, 13 July 2011 12:40
To: Everyone

Subject: Helicopter Exercise Thursday 14 July 2011

In the interest of 'safety' staff are asked to remain off the playing field south between the hours of 7.30am and 1pm due to a Police AOS exercise taking place, involving an Air Force helicopter,

There will be some noise associated with the hovering and landing/taking off of the helicopter, due to the exercise involved.

Thank you
Brian

From: ClubDes
Sent: Wednesday, 13 July 2011 12:47
To: Brian

Subject: FW: Helicopter Exercise Thursday 14 July 2011

Dear Brian,

Thanks for the heads up and releasing classified information, this was SUPPOSED to be a Black Op. Good one.

Please have them hover outside the windows of Level 3 of our building for my for extraction. They won’t need to look for me because I’ll find them, but a related image is attached for you to stick on the wall of the room that no one else is allowed to go into, ever.

Oh and they needn’t worry about me making the jump; It’s not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

Yours, with all three eyes open and the safeties off,

Thanks,

Name classified.